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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Show me your award-winning slide decks. I need inspiration. :D
     
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  2. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm going, I'm going!
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Some days I cook a healthy meal from scratch and it makes me feel like a good mom. Today is not that day lol. It’s too effing hot!
     
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    1. NiteWalker
      But I am betting you are still a very good mom!
       
      NiteWalker, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      Yea I am ☺️
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 19, 2020
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    3. NiteWalker
      You are a lot of good in a wonderful package! ;)
       
      NiteWalker, Aug 19, 2020
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    4. Prowler86
      I'll take a steak, medium done with a baked potato and some broccoli please.
       
      Prowler86, Aug 19, 2020
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Can't find a reason to get drunk
     
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    1. conroe4
      Watch CNN, that'll do it.
       
      conroe4, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. Jh2
      I don't like to drink I'm a pothead just haven't felt the need to get shitfaced like I occasionally do
       
      Jh2, Aug 19, 2020
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    3. conroe4
      It's funner doing both simultaneously.
       
      conroe4, Aug 19, 2020
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    4. Lioness
      If you spend anytime in Stillswinging's threads, he'll drive you to drink!!! :rolleyes:
       
      Lioness, Aug 19, 2020
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  5. Gr8sex69

    Gr8sex69 Sex Machine

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    Does it bother anyone that a band form a country that uses the metric system has a song called ” I would walk 500 miles”?????
    Shouldn’t it would be “I’d walk 804 kilometers”???
    Guess it doesn’t roll off the tongue.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I’d walk way farther for good cheese. Sheesh lazy.:rolleyes:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. slutwolf
      Not at all.
      The song cane out in 1987
      in the early days of Britain's slow and reluctant metrication.

      They never adopted metrics in road signage or speed limits.

      To this day road distances are still in miles and miles per hour.

      So miles is all they understand
       
      slutwolf, Aug 19, 2020
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  6. Gr8sex69

    Gr8sex69 Sex Machine

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    Gonna need to know what kinda cheese you’d walk 804 kilometers for?
    Like “I’d walk 804 kilometers for Bree?”
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Swiss or really sharp cheddar.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. Gr8sex69
      Well that’s just practical
       
      Gr8sex69, Aug 19, 2020
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Also it’s actually Brie*.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 19, 2020
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    #28426
  7. Pussyman88

    Pussyman88 Sex Lover

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    Big or small
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      We fit them all & comfort is the thing ...
       
      Ed Itor, Aug 19, 2020
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Lame and cringy
     
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    1. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Da cha vu!
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. MrluckyNY
      Awww. What could be so lame and cringy?
       
      MrluckyNY, Aug 20, 2020
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  9. Pussyman88

    Pussyman88 Sex Lover

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    Iwhats up
     
    1. Cherrypop
      You quoted yourself :)
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 19, 2020
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  10. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    "Do as I say. Not as I do".
    How many time have you heard that?
    Just listen to the dumbocrates. I wonder how many of them could survive living like they tell/expest us to live.
     
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  11. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I need to start thinking about what I should be for Halloween this year.
     
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    2. Rexxracerr
      I feel ya sister, hard for me to think about him sometimes. I teared up writing that.
      His words.
      "Don't be crying on me boy."
       
      Rexxracerr, Aug 19, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Aawww hugs to you! I like the good memories and happy memory tears sometimes.
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 19, 2020
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    4. Rexxracerr
      I'm way to sensitive for a dude.
      I've had my throat cut, and beat on, and was fine, but heart matters tear me apart.
      I try and avoid it at all costs.
       
      Rexxracerr, Aug 19, 2020
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    5. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      I have a few photos with that exact topic in mind, R did I delete them? I will have to check that....
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Aug 19, 2020
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    6. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Nope they are still there. I had forgotten how good they were as well to be honest...
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Aug 19, 2020
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  12. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I need to start thinking about how I'm going to avoid Halloween this year, cant they cancel it, covid precaution
     
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    2. Sweetpassion
      You can be a hermit or a snail and just hide out in your shell. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 19, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      I have to vacate the premises, not good, not answering with a car on the driveway
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 19, 2020
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Then someone might TP your house Shy!!:O_o:
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 19, 2020
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    5. deleted user 555 768
      Not with covid TP shortage they wont ;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 19, 2020
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    6. Sweetpassion
      Lmao!! They may get creative and use disposable masks!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 19, 2020
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  13. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    I'm missing my sweet angel of mercy, and my morning handsome. :kiss::kiss::kiss:

    Although I did get a good morning sexy.:kiss:
    Thank you @PurpleMistress.
    Thank you sweetheart.
     
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  14. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    I always have too many thoughts to just name one random thought. Some are pretty funny too.
     
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  15. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Like why don't they have a warning light when toast is about to pop up? I don't care if i know it is almost toasty. It's always unexpected. :laugh:
     
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    2. Lioness
      That's an excellent idea, Sweetie!! It always startles me!!
       
      Lioness, Aug 19, 2020
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    3. Lioness
      Technology is pissing me off today lol
       
      Lioness, Aug 19, 2020
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    4. Lioness
      A verbal countdown would be nice...3...2...1...POP!!!
       
      Lioness, Aug 19, 2020
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    5. Lioness
      Or have one with the voice of the robot from Lost in Space that says "DANGER, DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!!" then POP!
       
      Lioness, Aug 20, 2020
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    6. Sweetpassion
      Lmao!! :laugh:
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 20, 2020
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  16. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    I wish i had feet like a chimpanzee.
    It would be cool to have four hands.
     
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    1. Rixer
      You'd end up spanking your monkey all day long. :D
       
      Rixer, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. Sweetpassion
      They need them to scratch itches. Haha
       
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    3. Rexxracerr
      Palmela Handerson, and her her 3 sisters.
      Scratching three itches at once would be nice.
      Just wouldn't want their ugly asses.
       
      Rexxracerr, Aug 19, 2020
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    4. slutwolf
      you could hold your nuts , screw , hammer and tickle all at the same time
       
      slutwolf, Aug 19, 2020
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    5. Lioness
      Why settle for four hands when you can have 8 like an octopus...well, technically they don't have hands, but still...
       
      Lioness, Aug 19, 2020
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  17. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Hark, what light through yon window breaks, it is the East, and Juliet is the sun....because I felt like it thats why
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon. Damn, i never realized just how dark some Shakespeare really is. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. Rexxracerr
      Good drugs, maybe? ;)
       
      Rexxracerr, Aug 19, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      :biggrin:
       
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  18. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Someone needs to make a movie about Emperor Norton the first
     
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  19. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    I wonder if I need to purchase school supplies.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Your not going to steal them are you :eek:
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 19, 2020
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    2. Geminpa
      Nope no stealing, that might get me in trouble at work! Hoping I have enough stuff in the house for all the supplies. Plus we are virtual for a bit in the beginning. All they need are their laptops.
       
      Geminpa, Aug 20, 2020
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      laptops...what happened to notebooks and pencils
       
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    4. Geminpa
      They aren’t going back in person quite yet, so everything has to be done remotely.
       
      Geminpa, Aug 20, 2020
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